September 17, 2008
hedgy /hej-ee/
–noun
1. a slightly less than average intelligence, usually 20-something male, working for or managing a hedge fund that uses flashing color signals and/or lines drawn on charts (sometimes by fancy sounding computer programs written by broke never-invested-outside-a-mutual-fund PHD’s) to destroy wealth.
2. a person so incapable of independent thought they outsource all their decisions then refuse to accept responsibility for the consequences.
3. a person who hides their inability to understand even the most basic fundamental realities of their discipline with an ostentatious lifestyle funded by debt.
4. a person who everybody subconsciously wants to see fail at life.
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